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The Joke"s on Ewe

Jokes, Riddles and Funny Stories Little David Tells His Sheep

by Paul M. Miller

  • 315 Want to read
  • 13 Currently reading

Published by Barbour Publishing, Incorporated .
Written in English

    Subjects:
  • Topic - Religion,
  • General Interest / General Topic / Humor,
  • HUMOR_FORM_JOKES & RIDDLES,
  • Humor / Jokes & Riddles,
  • General,
  • Humor

  • The Physical Object
    FormatPaperback
    Number of Pages256
    ID Numbers
    Open LibraryOL8896155M
    ISBN 101597891258
    ISBN 109781597891257
    OCLC/WorldCa70235254

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